Why are you making that face? You look like you discovered how the world really works.
A face you both want to kiss and slap as hard as you can.
Back that sweet ass up and sit right down on my face.
My dick just twitched in excitement, tbh
How is it even possible to have such pornographic facial features?
It is my responsibility as a sexual human being to offer to lick your cheese-grater body clean.
*begins sensually pinching my nipples*